Toasty Grump Heated Robe
Toasty Grump Heated Robe
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Heats to a toasty 122°F in minutes — 8 warmth levels - Runs cord-free off any USB power bank
- Auto shut-off timer with 6 settings
- Wraps you head-to-toe in sherpa-lined fleece
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Rachel Clark ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
I bought this for my husband as a joke because he complains about the cold from November to March. The joke's on me — he has not taken it off since it arrived. He wears it to make coffee. He wore it to answer the door. I've ordered a second one so I can stop losing mine. Genuinely the warmest thing we own, and the fact that it's funny is just a bonus.
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Halloween Sale 50% off
Every robe is 50% off its standard price right now. Buy more than one and you save up to an extra 15% on top — most people take a second one, because the moment someone else in the house tries it on, you're not getting it back.
30-day money-back guarantee
Plug it in, wrap up, turn it on. If it isn't the warmest thing you own, tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll refund you in full. No questions asked.
Frequently asked questions
How does it heat up?
A slim heating panel runs through the lining and connects to any USB power bank. Pick one of 8 warmth levels on the handheld controller — from a gentle 86°F up to a deep 122°F. It reaches temperature in minutes, with even heat across the whole robe rather than one hot patch.
Is it safe to wear for long periods?
Yes. It has built-in overheating protection and 6 auto shut-off timer settings, so it turns itself off on a schedule you choose. Most people run it on a low-to-mid setting and let the timer handle the rest.
Does it work without the heat on?
Absolutely. It's a full sherpa-lined fleece robe on its own — the heat is the upgrade, not the whole point. Plenty of people wear it unplugged all day and only switch it on when it gets properly cold.
Who is this perfect for?
Anyone who's always cold and never quiet about it. Partners, dads, grandparents, students in freezing flats, and anyone who treats the thermostat as a personal battleground. It's also the easiest funny-but-useful gift on the list.
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The Gift for the One Who's Always Freezing
Everyone's got one. The partner who won't stop touching the thermostat. The dad who refuses to buy a coat. The friend who wears a hoodie indoors in July.
This is the gift they'll open, laugh at, put on — and then genuinely never take off. Funny enough to be a great unwrap. Warm enough that they'll actually mean the thank you.
Every Blanket Traps Heat. This One Makes It
Ultra-thin heating panels run through the sherpa lining and warm you directly — eight levels, from a gentle 86°F to a deep 122°F, spread evenly instead of one scorching patch. It's up to temperature in minutes.
And there's no cord. It runs off a USB power bank in your pocket, so the warmth goes where you go.
Selling Fast — Just Like Last Year
These sold out well before Christmas last season. For a limited time we're including a free gift with every robe — but stock is moving quickly and once they're gone, they're gone for the season.
Worn Till March. Not Just Xmas Morning
Cord-free means it comes with you — the couch, the desk, the 7am school run, the freezing garage. Six timer settings shut it off on their own, so you can fall asleep in it without thinking.
It's funny when they open it. It's the thing they reach for every single night by February.
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